It’s been a while since Martin Kaymer won a major championship. Dubbed as the German Golf Machine, Kaymer hasn’t been as impressive as he was during his early years in professional golf. Though 2010 is just two years away, for a player who has been a contender all throughout his career, that is an eternity. It is like German sausage not made of meat and the German national football team not participating in World Cup. That is really unimaginable.
Martin Kaymer is a machine and he is supposed to reap recognition here and there, that is what avid German golf fans want from him. But Kaymer is just a human. So before you resort to watching Cartoon Network or have an affair with Tiger Woods, here are some things you can do.
If you want the same level of suspense, intensity, drama, and glamour, you can try playing poker. There are many casinos out there that offer good deals. Who knows? You might come across Kaymer’s lovely wife and get the chance to tell her how much you miss seeing her guy lift the PGA trophy. But if you hate crowded places and noisy game venues, you can try playing on several online gaming sites such as partypoker. A game in this site could be your solace from Kaymer’s early losses as it is filled with high level of competition wherein you’ll be playing against real people, not computers. You might also get a chance to play in some international poker tournaments, depending on your skills.
If what you enjoy the most when watching Kaymer’s games is his demeanor and good looks (for girls only), you can try watching Formula One. Sebastian Vettel is also a pleasant to the eyes, but too bad because you will only see him with his helmet on and on a car running in a speed of light. Anyway, F1 is also a high-intensity game. You won’t regret watching this sport with all its death-defying speed and heart-thumping finishes.
Now for the boys, if you’re just watching his games to have a glimpse of his voluptuous wife Allison Micheletti, then you’re in the wrong place. Or maybe you can do away with the first two suggestions. No one is as beautiful as the daughter of NHL’s prominent player and analyst. And everyone here seems to be hoping for Kaymer to do a Tiger Woods act… collect titles.
Martin Kaymer is still at his peak. After all, he was once a former world no. 1 and a vital member of the European team in the Ryder Cup. Oh, have I mentioned that he just won the Nedbank Golf Challenge Cup early this December? The German Golf Machine still has a lot to show off. For now, relax and sit at your own home with {Pilsner} beer as a companion and try to reflect on my suggestions.